Life's little wisdoms..

You always know where to find some cling film.
You know congee is a b!tch to heat up.
You know what MCC and BCF means (and no, I don't mean the fire extinguisher)
You occasionally get to eat freshly-made salmon egg fried rice.
You eat congee with half a tin of caviar in it.
You know how to make 'appletiser' and 'fanta' for those who forget that this is a 747, not 7-11.
You heat up your ham and cheese rolls before you eat them.
You've drawn blue drawer/trolley diagrams in your own free time, and of your own free will.
You know at least 5 uses for newspaper, none of which include actually reading it.
You don't drink tap water, EVER!
You will never understand why people throw such a strop over not being able to get their meal choice.
You come home to find ear plugs, eye masks, plastic headset bags and broken plastic pens in your skirt pocket.
You come home to find towelettes, creamer pots and sugar in your apron pocket.
You keep towelettes handy in your civilian handbag.
You can say cock-pit without giggling.
Your work handbag doubles up as a self-defense weapon and heavy duty door stop.
You know better than to ever go barefoot on a plane.
You always place a towel over your shoulder when you are holding a baby.. or you learn the hard way!
You can hold entrees without a glove, but never a oven skit.
You know what OIC and Michael Jackson means.
You know the numbers of the stations better than you know your friends and family's phone numbers.

Brainwashed eh?...